Looks like Jeb knocked up little Suzy. Thos'll make for some ugly kin; might be time for the ole Colorado Omelette.
by Allen Patrick Wagner February 13, 2012
Get the Colorado Omelette mug.I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt
by Nut Crusher May 25, 2012
Get the Colorado Head butt mug.Related Words
I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.
by bemused January 14, 2015
Get the colorado chocolate shake mug.baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers
by 0000 October 16, 2003
Get the Colorado Rockies mug.A mountainous state is the western U.S. best known for its Mother Nature on crack weather, over celebrated weed culture, pathetic Broncos fans with serious inferiority complexes, horrendous drivers, more east coast transplants than CA, OR and WA combined (but they still bitch about “Calforniacation”), where plaid, beards, dogs, and Subaru’s are the standard operating procedure, and where brainwashed liberals think they are saving the earth by shopping at Whole Foods and redefining modern culture by ripping on conservatives, Christians and the AFA in Colorado Springs (never mind they elected a Communist Governor). One redeeming quality is the epic skiing...but even that’s ruined by the idiot liberals, snobs, and douchebags that move from the east coast. Used to be great. Now just a painful lesson in how to wreck a state by letting the idiot marxists have control.
Don’t Colorado your life.
You’ve made plenty on mistakes in life, but at least you didn’t Colorado it like Mike did!
You’ve made plenty on mistakes in life, but at least you didn’t Colorado it like Mike did!
by Idiot liberal February 27, 2019
Get the Colorado mug.A small town filled with urban folks. Filled with athletic/artisic culture. More republican the demorcratic. Some extreme republicans, and some discrimination. Great schools and great technology. Tourist area is Downtown Evergreen and Evergreen Lake. Lake concerts during the summer and Ice Skating during the winter. Johnny Depp is a frequent visitor. Mostly known as a rich town. Town is divided with rich and poor. The people are divided with rich and poor as well
"Hey, I visited Evergreen Colorado.."
"And?"
"The lake was beautiful, but a lot of stoners there."
"Go check out the golf club, that's the rich area."
"And?"
"The lake was beautiful, but a lot of stoners there."
"Go check out the golf club, that's the rich area."
by wheewwww September 16, 2012
Get the Evergreen Colorado mug.A town in Colorado. Nearest big city is Grand Junction. Most everything that other guy said is true, but it sure beats the hell outta montrose colorado. Fuckin' indians.
Jim: Hey man, did you see that town we just passed through?
Bob: No, I blinked. Whatever it was, it sure can't be as bad as this town we're in now.
Jim: Yeah this is montrose. Let's turn around and go to Delta, Colorado again.
Bob: No, I blinked. Whatever it was, it sure can't be as bad as this town we're in now.
Jim: Yeah this is montrose. Let's turn around and go to Delta, Colorado again.
by deltadude November 19, 2009
Get the Delta, Colorado mug.