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Coconut chips

Dried pieces of ejaculate that you scrape off a girls breast after you titty-fuck her.

Usually "coconut chips" are consumed by your partner after you have scraped them off her breasts.
"Last night Jackie let me titty fuck her, and ate the coconut chips afterwards."
"My favorite part of the pearl necklace is eating the coconut chips afterwards."
by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015
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Coconut Bandit

Dude don't date her, she's just a coconut bandit.
by Austin Ries July 29, 2011
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Banging Coconuts

Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.
Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."
by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010
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coconut husk

The cocunut husk-like display of minge when a woman bends over naked to touch her toes. A good cocunut husk is always framed by her snut and watched over by the eye of her chocolate starfish
Wendy bent over in her string and it completely disappeared inside her coconut husk..
by Tuff-T January 14, 2008
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Slippery coconut

When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.
Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!
by Poonswaggle12345 June 25, 2010
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Toasted Coconuts

Exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence.
Person 1: Toasted Coconuts!
Person 2: Toasted Coconuts!
Person A: Oh, I didn't see you guys come in!
by Sugilite April 5, 2010
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spelling coconut

when a girl rides dick by spelling the word 'coconut' with her hips.
'yo my girl Kate she was totally spelling coconut on me last night!'
'did it feel good?'
'yeah'
by notsosexy July 18, 2019
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