Chuck Norris 

A communist killing God

I pray to Chuck Norris every night for salvation

Chuck Norris by Jackjonny5 November 3, 2016

chuck norris 

a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist

did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?

chuck norris by partybear December 27, 2008

chuck norris 

Chuck Norris on being wet.

When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.

chuck norris by Jorsie December 9, 2007

chuck norris 

the act of kicking ones ass

After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised

chuck norris by Sam Schley October 2, 2007

chuck norris 

god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

chuck norris by Chuck norris slave September 23, 2007

Chuck Norris 

The end of the world.

Chuck Norris *roundhouse kick* KABOOOOM

Chuck Norris by ROMEYROME! October 18, 2009

Chuck Norris 

God.

Did you see that guy, he's a Chuck Norris at video games.

Chuck Norris by Maria is amazing August 6, 2008