yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.

Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!

by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017

Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member

Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”

by FinnoVii October 4, 2018

Phone clubbing

(Verb)
When you're with a friend or more and you're all just enjoying yourselves on your phones.

Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.

by Polarpad370 August 11, 2019

Cougar Cubbing

When you land a MILF and her daughter at the same time.

Man if cougar cubbing was an Olympic sport, I'd bring home the gold.

by Speakeasy777 March 29, 2022

Sam's clubbing

To enter a Sam's Club without a membership and randomly ask a patron to use his or her card to make your purchase.

Bro: Damn I really need some energy drinks but their mad expensive.
Bro 2: Lets just get blazed and go sam's clubbing, buy em in bulk.

by dirman April 1, 2008

Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core

'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.

Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."

by Jamaican-me dinner? December 30, 2024