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Joker Choker

When a girl sits on your face without telling you she's bleeding. Upon realization, you sit up and begin choking her, laughing all the while.
"Hey man, did you hear what Zack did to your mom last night?"

"Yeah, man. I can't believe he went all Joker Choker on her. It took a week to get that off his face."
by RomanBoners September 3, 2023
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fact-choker

Commonly referred to as “fact-checkers,” fact-chokers are hirelings contracted by Ministry of Truth tentacles such as the Trusted News Initiative (TNI) to “debunk” facts that threaten regime narratives.

Coined by Margaret Anna Alice in response to a November 18, 2021, el gato malo Substack post requesting ideas for a new name for “fact check,” the term has since appeared in numerous pieces at the Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass Substack.

Other variations on the term include “fact-choking” and “fact-choke.”

To reveal the Orwellian nature of this totalitarian tool of mind control, “fact-choker,” “fact-choking,” and “fact-choke” should be substituted wherever references to “fact-checker,” “fact-checking,” and “fact-check” appear.
“The fact-chokers smeared the dissidents.” (from Margaret Anna Alice’s poem “Mistakes Were NOT Made: An Anthem for Justice”)
by Margaret Anna Alice February 27, 2024
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024
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Spick Cookers

AKA Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Did you see the feds raid Juan's house? They done shot him up for waving a gun around and not having his green card! Them spick cookers are at it killin poor immigrants!
by mart60 December 5, 2025
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smoked a choker

Description of smoking that a non-smoker might typically use in a friendly but slightly tut-tut manner towards a smoker.
Milky Boy smoked a choker and as a result was totally blissed out.
by Funky Magic December 11, 2007
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cowrie shell choker

A trendy choker with cowrie shells wrapped around it. Usually, people that wear these are vsco girls.
Oh she is has cowrie shell choker on! She must be a vsco girl.
by yolo.hehehe July 19, 2019
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