China

China is a nice place to travel, since it has 2500+ years of history. And its scenery is awesome.
But...
1) it is the world's most populated country;
2) its language is so damn hard for English-speaking ppl to learn;
3) it is Red...Communists controlled...
4) Kids from that land is under a lot of pressure...You never heard about any kid committing suicide after a test? Go there and find plenty...
5) People there are sly and selfish...They make friends for their life, not for who you are...Well it hardly happens...
6) The poor is poorer so You Have to Donate if you want to keep your regular job...And the donation get corrupted by the government. The poor get nothing but pity, well better saying as spiritual support.
7)I don't know what can prevent ppl there from sneaking abroad...

Man 1: Hey I wish I could've lived in Yun Nan Province, hell the scenery is awesome!
Man 2: You didn't hear about the earthquake this summer?
Man 1: Oh thats so not safe to go then!
Man 2: Indeed, the whole China is...

by Whoever knows China deeply August 5, 2009

China Garden

The best restraunt to get chinese food at.
For only $4.75-5.25, you can get the best lunch ever. Being invited to go after school Friday is the most lucrative and sought-out invite in the social system. Those who do not "get" the China Garden experience are not allowed to come!

"Hey, wanna go to China Garden after school Friday?"
"OF COURSE!"

by China Garden Enthusiast April 20, 2005

China cymbal

One of the coolest cymbals ever.

Loud,trashy,raw,aggresive,and explosive sound.

Have two mounting ways,inverted or un-inverted.
Jazz drummers commonly ride larger chinas with rivets,for an exotic ride,as rock drummers invert them and smash the holy fuck out of them.
Playing an un-inverted china can lead to cymbal cracking and breaking sticks.

There are many sizes from 6" all the way up to 27",the most commonly used being 16" and 18".

Some major brands I.E. Zildjian,Paiste,Sabian,Meinl make china cymbals,but there is also a brand called Wuhan.Wuhans are more delicate than on brands, and do not have quality control(no Wuhan will sound the same).

Perfect examples of a china cymbal:
Just Like Heaven-The Cure
Bleed-Messhugah
the outro of Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd

by joshtheburninator October 7, 2009

Great Wall of China

A sexual move involving four people, including at least one Asian. For maximum pleasure allow for two girls and two guys. The move is executed by putting yourselves in girl/guy/girl/guy order on a staircase. You place a girl facing up the stairs on her knees. She is giving head to a guy lying on his back on the stairs. His face then connects to the next girl as he eats her out. The girl that is getting eaten out then gives head to the final guy. This gives the allusion of the great wall of china. An Asian is completely necessary.

-Hey Tyler, you wanna go make the great wall of china with abbey and Brynn?

- No man we gotta get a chinese chick.

by Squash Master March 21, 2011

boner in a china shop

a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.

Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."

by James Caldwell Maximus III April 26, 2009

wash the China out of it

To remove the chemical smells left over by cheap manufacturing processes.

"That looks like an okay blender, but be sure and wash the China out of it."

by Plasmaguy January 27, 2015

Aunt Flo from Red China

Menstruation; period.

Is your aunt from red China here? Then just lean back and open your mouth.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003