Chess

yo Eziekiel lets play chess
yes Dominique

ok so move there..
YOU MOVE WHITe bishop
yes.
ok i move da black pawn there
checkmate...
*3 hours later..*
i won
nah domo i lost

by A Person Named Hydride January 4, 2025

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Bohemian Chess Match

A game in which two people to see who can put more bodily fluids on a target without being caught.

The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt

by Shdnn mcmvtkidicn February 17, 2024

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Stoner’s Chess

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.

Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.

by Tim Books June 28, 2020

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Tic Tac Chess

A board game by snoozyman that uses chess pieces to play Tic Tac Toe to make three in a row.

"Let's play Tic Tac Chess."

by jiggysaw17 January 8, 2021

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Chess

A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.

An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.

Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!

Me: Nice. What game was it?

Friend: Oh, it was chess.

Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.

by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023

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