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Champ

A winner, short for champion. Also a name. A stupid name.
I heard you've been talking to Champ. Who's Champ, you ask? WELL YOU CAN FIND OUT THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN CHAMPION JOHN CENA TAKES ON SIX MEN IN THE WWE SUPERSLAM!!!!!
by Normal Definitions December 8, 2015
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swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.
You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.
by digital_poi January 13, 2016
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Shiva Champ

by Hand down man down August 15, 2017
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Champ

That gay boy is so champ-Quadri
by Hehehehehuuujdueb October 15, 2018
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Champ

What your dad calls you when he forgets your name
"Hey there uhhh... champ"
by Champ8673 October 9, 2018
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karate champ

karate champ was made on the nes from data east and its a steaming pile of shit your hits are unaccurite the graphics are horrible and theirs no way you can know what your doing and you can beat the whole game just by pressing a every round
man i got karate champ for the nes for 2 bucks and it not even worth that much
by xzyies June 21, 2019
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Champ (or Champing)

There are essentially two meanings to doing the Champ (or Champing), as commonly understood in private professional services firms (bankers, consultants, lawyers, engineers, etc.).

1) To pump your chest, back your shoulders, lift your chin and look straight ahead with the confidence of a 10 even though you are a 7.5. Generally used by finance and law bros in bars/clubs to try to seduce their female counterparts. Best paired with a Patagucci, deal sleds and an invitation to dad's closed-circle retreat in Montauk. Works once in a while.

2) To argue as though one is absolutely right when being completely wrong and backed by no supporting evidence.
1) Dude! I was in the restroom at 1 0ak and when I got out of the toilet cabin, I looked at myself in the mirror, winked, I Champed myself up and walked out. That superb blonde saw me with my Champ on right when I got out of the restroom and the deal was closed! We skipped the closing dinner and went straight to dessert!

2) The person Champing: "Dude! Have you seen these fake news about climate change? The reason why there are less and less glaciers on earth is because they fall off the earth when they arrive at the end and then float in space! Other glaciers will show up from within our beautiful flat earth in due course!"
The other person: "Fuck buddy, you're doing the Champ (or Champing) again!"
by FinanceMan April 15, 2019
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