Chalk disorder

Also known as Chalkism

An involuntary action when ignorant or less educated people speak and all you hear is nails on a chalk bored altho not a medical condition yet beliefs that medicinal marijuana will help with the condition

My Chalk disorder is so bad I can’t shop at Walmart

by ownzing you all June 17, 2018

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Chalk

someone who is not good looking or something not being good

“You get that girls number?”
“No, she was chalk.”

“Sorry I cant hang out today.”
“Damn man that’s chalk”

by SupremeBenji February 20, 2019

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Chalk Sandwich

In an online video game (Socom 1,2,3 etc.) you 1 shot someone in the face.

That fool was camping on me and i gave his ass a big hairy chalk sandwich.

by Silent & Ghozt June 28, 2006

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Pink chalk

Describes the chest nipples when they become erect as they resemble pink chalk.

It's really cold, my nipples look like pink chalk.

by Khryne August 9, 2016

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chalk

When you masturbate so much that instead of cum, you shoot out a white or light grey dust.

I jacked off so many times in DDD I chalked!

by Ian The Cat December 5, 2018

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Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

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