National Shit on the Ceiling Hour

National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.

Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”

by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020

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Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013

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Ceiling song

A "Ceiling song" is a song you could listen to on repeat for hours and hours and never get tired of it, it's a song so beautiful it almost hurts, it's a song that makes you want to never leave, but cry and scream, and laugh, all at once. But most importantly it's song that makes it so all you can do is stare into the darkness that is your ceiling.

My ceiling song is The night we met

by Shh.girl.in.theworld May 7, 2023

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PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling

Going down on your woman, while discretely burping into her vajayjay to hide being rude by not killing the mood with your PBR breath …then cream pie your woman like lil Debbie…after counquering your opponent climb on top the headboard beat your chest like Tarzan then drop an elbow on her blown up belly to blast the ceiling like a popped porn /corn ceiling!!

Wr played weekend warrior and textured the ceiling PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling style…corn be if u burp into her ass then fill it up after!!

by BallPlayTittySlicker May 10, 2023

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