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cats

they have 2 goals.
1. kill human
2. take over the world
- I wanna kill my human. Lets use my paws! >:)
- whoa. my cat wants to kill me. Helpppppppppp.
CATS ARE SCARY
by kittypapaboy February 15, 2023
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CAT

"Where is the cat"?

"That is not a cat, cats do not exist."
by UNICORNGODDESSSS October 31, 2017
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Cat

Jacob: There’s hair all over the house, do you have a good boy?

Charles: No, just a cat

Jacob: oh
by ThatWDude August 6, 2018
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Cat

That guy who constantly follows you and copies everything that you do
Stop being a cat
by Mr. U. Dictionary November 7, 2019
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Cat

(N.)

1. A chaotic creature, with no agenda other than do as it pleases. Despite popular belief, cats are not bent on taking over the world, or any other malicious plan, they just tend to be secretive, which leads to these theories.
2. A grown kitty or kitten
(black, or odd-eyed-cats are also immune to the soul-shattering act, known as a naph.)

(Adj.) Of a woman (usually in a romantic relationship), wanting and more often than not deserving of attention, but resents it when presented. They have a high propensity to get jealous or even whine about not getting affection but are very careful to not let others catch them in the act of longing.
n. Look at that cute little cat

adj. Yeah man, I love her, but she's kind of a cat, which sometimes, really hurts my feelings.
by Bob car 2 May 24, 2020
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cats

its either the live action movie or the animal. the live action movie sucks. the animal is cute
friend:i hate the cats movie
friend: i love cats.
by catmoviehater September 16, 2022
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Cat

Hey, is that a Dog, o sorry, its a Cat, did you know it was opposite day?
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