capitalismophobia

Being a clever and responsible individual who doesn't want to see society go fuck itself

capitalismophobia:
Oh God... i love humanity, i dont want capitalism fuck all of us.

by philosopher group August 24, 2016

fuck capitalism

A phrase exclaimed by entitled children with the latest iPhones, computers and trendy clothing, who have no idea what capitalism is

Fuck capitalism!! *she posts to tumblr, with the apple iphone 6s her father bought her*

by cheede bungert May 14, 2016

Imperialist White Supremacist Capitalist Heteropatriarchy

A term for the interlocking systems of oppression that form the basis of modern society and define the prevailing social order. In short, it is the status quo.

Activist: The only solution to our woes is the abolition of imperialist white supremacist capitalist heteropatriarchy.

by qbdkusoemv August 11, 2017

Capitalism

A system devised to ensure ugly, boring people still get laid.

"I own a lot of property. I give money, that I inherited, to people with ideas that I think might make me more money."
"Great."
"I own a lot of really fast cars."
"Cool."
"I'm a winner."
"Uh-huh."
"What do you do?"
"I teach disabled kids how to read."
"Ouch. That can't pay well."
"Nope."
"Sucks to be you. Would you like to see some pictures of my cars."
"No, thank you. Sorry, I have to go."
"Look what lovely cars I have... I love capitalism."

by nobody_special October 11, 2015

Capitalist

someone whos is a victim of stockholm syndrome

"Yes I am a capitalist, hey don't call 911, I cant afford an ambulance!"

by Dr.Quackers March 1, 2022

Capitalism

A country where it’s government doesn’t care about its people and only care about taking their money and leaving them broke which they don’t care and don’t do anything about it.

The United States uses a capitalism government

by Adolf Mussolini August 10, 2020

Capitalism

THE lie.

Sure, capitalism works. Only when they want it to.

by anonymous February 13, 2021