Capital Immunity

A religious freedom to obtain anything that normally requires a purchase as long as the individual has their education (Diploma,Degree,G.E.D)

I did not have the money to afford to pay bus fair to go to church so I expressed my religion via Capital Immunity to avoid the fair.

by TheWon(one) October 24, 2017

Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.

Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”

by A total slag February 23, 2023

Capital case

Slang for upper case.

The words need to be capital case not lower case.

by The world's just somthing else March 20, 2021

pseudo-capitalism

transactional exchanges that replication capitalistic ideology but are not a true exchange of equivalent and exact value. This is most often found within communities of non-strangers that live within a larger capitalistic framework, and as such, borrows it's language and mechanisms

Example cases:
"I'll pay for the gas if you buy the snacks"
"Nah, if you mow my lawn, let's just call it even"
"Don't worry about paying me back the couple bucks, it's more trouble than it's worth"
"Oh, I can do that for you! Pay me back by buying us pizza ahaha"

My neighborhood participates in pseudo-capitalism, and it makes us feel so much more connected

by mddx July 28, 2023

capitalism, ho!

Is a sentence that appears often in Recettear.

When you're selling something,it will say
"capitalism, ho!"

by TheCringeyWeeb November 19, 2016

dick capital

The social, political, and economic capital a male gains by being male

He got to speak over her in class - yeah, that’s dick capital right there.

by Spicy Kale June 17, 2018

Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022