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Obama Cancer

Obama Cancer is an deadly cancer that makes you die in 0.00000001 picosecond! it is very insane and if you survived Obama Cancer the luck chance of it to survive it is 0.1 percent chance! and it is almost impossible to survive and if you survive you will get Obama’s Bad Luck and get unlimited bad lucks

the chance to get it is 100 percent chance also why is it 100 percent because when you hate obama you get obama cancer but if you love obama you get Obama’s good luck
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1. That dude got obama cancer for hating obama
2. He think he can beat obama but he got Obama Cancer
by ChildEater6964202121 February 9, 2023
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Lung Cancer

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
Person: *Opens na noor* do you have lung cancer?
Walter: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
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Fourth sign of the Zodiac. From June 22 to July 22.
The Cancer person is: fearless, tenacious, retentive, resourceful, self-contained, very defensive, family- and home-oriented, intuitive, honest, generous, humorous, traditional, perceptive, emotional, loving, shrewd, proud, sensitive, protective, nurturing, cautious, helpful, purposeful, wise, easily flattered, hard-working, romantic, imaginative, security-oriented, very sexual, nurturing, warm, sympathetic, patriotic, sentimental, caring, and extremely protective of loved ones, and very innocent.

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