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CALVIN

Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.
by Potatoes03 August 9, 2022
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Calvin

A little bald man from Ireland. he loves communism and will grant you three wishes. he is 10 feet tall and when he is mad he likes to show off his big tongue. His tongue is 15 feet long and goes in many places (Wink Wink).
The Calvin was shot to death.
The Calvin humped a traffic pole.
by BigManWhoEatsFodd1001 March 14, 2022
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Charles Calvin

The only reason I like the government pathways...
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

so yeh

Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭
Charles Calvin is the only legitimate reason to like the government pathways P.S I just got VH and I'm still crying so go away 😡😭
by SandwichBananaFace December 21, 2021
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calvin sununu

Having a long penis
He has a Calvin Sununu
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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Calvin Thomas

Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
Look there go Calvin Thomas on the court playing basketball.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
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Calvin

Calvin- a strikingly handsome, hawt bald man that all women want to be with. Although he catches the eye of women with his looks, his heart is most beautiful. He is a caring, loving individual that will support his mate in every fashion.
Calvin is such a catch, he’s beautiful inside and out. Any woman that ends up with him is blessed.
by QueenPFlo September 8, 2018
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Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls
by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023
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