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Caleb

The guy with a micropenis but doesn't realize it
Poor Caleb
by PoorCaleb March 9, 2020
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Caleb

Usually an out of shape guy who sends very rapey vibes in flirting situations. A Caleb usually claims to have huge muscles but in reality looks like a forty year old dad with nothing but a beer gut. Required characteristics must include: cheap beer (usually something like PBR), and multiple fast food bags claiming "it's bulking season" and lives by the life motto "if she's 16, I'm 16". This less than impressive creature is usually found at gyms at an uncomfortable distance behind the most attractive underage girl there.
Dude 1: I just saw a Caleb at the gym today.

Dude 2: How do you know?
Dude 1: He said "I just love the feeling of steel in my hands."
Dude 2: Oh he's definitely a Caleb.
by saving ryan September 19, 2017
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Caleb

stupid fucking retard he should kill himself gay gay gay gay gay gay fuck you caleb all definitions are fake except this one fuck you caleb you stupid gorilla
caleb the dumb bitch
by white xxxtentacion September 13, 2020
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Caleb

Looks as if he came straight out of an oompa loompian clan. All small and jizz. He is akward and HILARIOUS. Because of his ridiculous farmers tan, you can't tell if he is blonde or a red head. Caleb is also known as Macey's Best Friend!Hehe
Is that short Caleb person a oopma loompa?
by Hahahehehaha!! November 27, 2012
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Caleb

Caleb brambila is a gay guy
Man Caleb is so gay
by Dirkdiggler726 December 21, 2016
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Caleb

calebs ugly
by haymarie0616 September 19, 2018
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Caleb

'yo nig dog its kevin rudd'

'no its not you stupid fuck head shit its caleb'
by Callum horton October 25, 2017
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