cakes

a big butt ogiginated in da bay, having cakes means you have a nice big butt

aww mayne look at dat guh ova there...she got CAKES!

by camille[carmello]upchurch March 2, 2007

tang cakes

one part mormon pancake mix
one part vinilla extract
one part cinnamin stuff times two
one part chuncky peanut butter
and of course
enough tang mix to satisfy your every need
(including that fucking monkeys)

"Hey Boomer! You want some of these tang cakes?!?!?"
Examples:tang cakes, jercky tang cakes, chocolate tang cakes, chuncky tang, nut meg tang, nanner tang, and Sam. L. Jack. Tang. (in all shapes and sizes, including micky tang (minus one, two, or none ears)).

by Boomer (THE MORMON) June 19, 2006

cakes

a female with a fat ass

Look at those cakes

by Jermeshia Ames February 10, 2004

tastey cakes

when something hard and flat is inserted into ones anus thus causing them to shit out flat disk like turds

That guy had that ping pong paddle shoved so far up his ass he was shitting tastey cakes for two weeks

by killa karl February 28, 2008

Booty Cakes

1) Some bogus ass shit that ruins your day
2) A nasty lookin' mah fucka

1) *Doctor talking to patient*
Doctor - "Sir, you are H.I.V. positive."
Patient - "Damn doc for real? That's Booty Cakes."

2) *Two dudes talking*
Dude 1 - "Damn son, that mans fugly."
Dude 2 - "Right! Lookin' like strait Booty Cakes."

by TheOneWhoSquawks October 6, 2015

cakesniffer

An insult heard in A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Everyone is trying to guess what it means, believing that it has something to do with cake, but I wanted to suggest that it might simply have been Lemony Snicket's way of censoring out the word "cocksucker" in his books.

Get your hands off my Ferrari, you filthy cakesniffer! (cocksucker)

by Hex Luther June 10, 2013

Vernix caseosa

1. is the "waxy" or "cheesy" white substance found coating the skin of newborn humans. It is secreted by the fetus's sebaceous glands in utero, and is hypothesized to have antibacterial properties."Vernix" is the Latin word for "varnish." The vernix varnishes the baby. "Caseosa" is "cheese" in Latin

Vernix is composed of sebum (the oil of the skin) and cells that have sloughed off the fetus' skin.

2. For the town in France, see Vernix, Manche - commune of the Manche département, in France.

I'll have the parma ham and Vernix caseosa on rye, lightly toasted with a side of potato salad and green onion

by [My girlfriends got a great big rump Watch it jump put my junk in her trunk] March 27, 2007