cotton cigar

a tampon, usually used and fluffed to maximum capacity

"that girl was so fine i pulled her cotton cigar out wit my teeth"

by joey soups March 11, 2008

cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.

Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

by blaze1234567890987654321 October 11, 2008

Cuntone

a repugnant and overbearing tone of voice used by women when theyre pissed off at you (or a bitch in general). Mainly applies when used in an uncalled for or unjustifiable manner (as opposed to when you were an asshole and deserved it). Synonyms: Bitch Pitch, Termagant Timbre. Antonym: Candy Sweet

Aunt Flo's in town...so Im expecting plenty of the cuntone

by PapaMooch February 23, 2011

Cutting wheat

Beating up people who are obsessed with eating healthy, especially those who are gluten intolerant.

Karl: "Hey Steve. What are you guys doing tomorrow night?"
Steve: "Not sure. We were thinking of going to the Natural Grocers and cutting wheat."

by myrealnameisnotjim July 29, 2014

Forbidden cotton candy

The delicious looking , pink, fiberglass insulation often found in the walls of homes.

My dad is remodeling my basement this weekend, you guys wanna come over and eat the left over forbidden cotton candy?

by Merrick0930 March 23, 2021

Pick your cotton

To have amazing or wild sex with another person.

How you doing baby, why you come back to my place so I can Pick your cotton.

by Default_Dave March 26, 2019

cotton headed ninny muggins

An insult used by elves

Buddy the Elf: "I'm just a cotton headed ninny muggins!!"

by Papa Elf13 January 1, 2012