Guyfriend's Curse

From an ancient Roman Proverb, to mean "letting your female companion win, in order to make intercourse with her at a later point."

I have a mad case of the Guyfriend's Curse...I let her win at Guitar Hero so I could bang her later.

by Roman-Guy June 16, 2010

curse of sex

tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)

joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Irish Curse

A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE

by Kieran Riley March 9, 2010

Original curse

Original curse is a word that describe

the original meaning of a curse word
**Invented by Maxim**

Bitch is not an Original curse, a dog female is the Original curse

by illiterate duck February 16, 2019

rodrick curse

that moment when rodrick heffley gives you gender envy

“i’ve noticed you’ve been listening to 70s rock bands.”
“yeah bro i got the rodrick curse.”

by sharkmari May 7, 2022

the 'M' - curse

the curse of only being attracted to girls whose name start with the letter 'M'

Jakub: "What are the girls' names that you last interacted with in non-platonic ways?"
C: "M***a, M******e, M****a, M****n, oh...shit, I've got the 'M' - curse"

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Curse of the Juice

There are many theories as to why the Buffalo Bills are so tragically inclined to giving up great opportunities in the twilight of magnificent games or seasons. The one I offer is The Curse of the Juice ("The Juice" being OJ Simpson--Bills running back '69-'77). Great player on a shitty team, destined to spend his golden years in jail is--it's an all too appropriate parallel to a team that can bring it large untill the fourth quarter or fourth horribly super bowel.

Why the fuck can't the Bills win with a lead at the two minute mark?

Curse of the Juice bro... effin OJ...

by spurious mammothrept September 15, 2009