tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)
joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the curse of sexmug. A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.
Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."
by L^3 Society July 14, 2009
Get the Mole's Cursemug. I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE
by Kieran Riley March 9, 2010
Get the Irish Cursemug. Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!
by von groovy August 4, 2017
Get the cursing with crayonsmug. Charm , personality , sex appeal that is unforgettable . Just a taste and they get sprung and lose they damn mind . Therapy often necessary after to assist with withdrawal symptoms. The best ever lucky to have had .
His grand momma was talking bout some cunningham curse like it was voodoo or something. Laughing like it was a joke , til he put me away drippin and wet !! Actually a blessing shit ! Til I got ghosted !
by Han $olo September 3, 2023
Get the cunningham cursemug. The curse that all headphones, no matter if you take the upmost care to them, will start to break randomly.
Some random person:Why aren't my headphones working?!I took so much care to them!
Some other random person:Oh that means you have been cursed with the headphones curse.
Some other random person:Oh that means you have been cursed with the headphones curse.
by Bannana247 September 23, 2020
Get the The headphones cursemug. Stupid and obnoxious. And shouldn’t be allowed to have tik tok. Likes dark jokes and cosplays old characters. Shouldn’t be allowed to cosplay.
by Zerovrall May 15, 2021
Get the .cursed._.cos.c0mmug.