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Cum Crocs

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.
Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.
by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 8, 2019
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Fuck Twitch, Croc Boy!

The phrase you use to tell someone wearing Crocs and watching burnout DJ's on Twitch to go fuck themselves.
Hey man why don't in to my live stream I'm gonna play some really old useless music tonight! - "Fuck Twitch, Croc Boy!"
by ascendeddialect August 7, 2022
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croc pilled

To be indoctrinated by the raw power and unmatched comfort of Crocs
Person 1: "Did you know Crocs are the most effective form of birth control? heheh"
Person 2: "Shut the FUCK up!!! You're just not based and croc pilled like me... idiot."
by FroyoAnto February 20, 2024
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Croc-A-Baby

When a Florida man breeds a Florida gator. A croc-a-baby has characteristics of not only being severely disabled, they have the body of a crocodile and are born supporting Trump.
Can you believe Florida man brought his croc-a-baby to the Inauguration?? Poor thing was crying serious crocodile tears...
by LordKibachi January 30, 2021
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Fuck me crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me
by BidnetMane August 4, 2022
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