Crab God

The ultimate holy being that created the world and everything that exists. Has four children. Can be read about in the Crabble.
Crabble can go found on reddit at r/PraiseTheCrabGod

Smart Joe: I praised Crab God today!
Stupid Elin: I didn't!!!
Smart Joe: You will once you read the Crabble!

by Mr. Duk October 16, 2020

crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 18, 2009

crabs hot

Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.

She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!

by groovy mama September 09, 2014

ejector crab

In the sport of rowing, your oar blade can get trapped under the water's surface, slamming the handle into your chest so hard that you are thrown from the boat. The act of which has been dubbed an Ejector Crab.

Did you see the ejector crab? He flew out of the boat and his chest is dark purple.

by Sorta Sorry July 06, 2017

Cinema Crab

Not to be confused with Aisle Salmon. Cinema Crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. Easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.

The queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !

by On_nO May 14, 2010

crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

by Big Mama Vaz January 29, 2016

void crab

A dank crab that lives in the void.

person 1: "Spacewhale or void crab?"
person 2: "void crab, his more dank."

by esper_thegod January 30, 2017