Cow Tool

a man who dates large women and enjoys sucking on their breasts.

Woah! That man dating Tammy is such a cow tool!

by cowtool48 August 25, 2022

couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007

Cow sense

When one tries to understand simple mathematical questions, he/she needs to apply only cow sense in order to answer the question because of the absurdly easy nature of the question.

He told me to use my cow sense in answering that permutation question.

by suncow September 22, 2013

cow cooter

It's in the name.{a big cooter

That hurt my cow cooter!

by cow cooter April 8, 2019

Cow and Chicken

Some homoerotic show that appears on Cartoon Network. Heavy use of pink, cream, and aqua colors, references to anuses, frequent cross-dressing, the idea of having a rooster as the main character, and there is some red homosexual demon who walks around naked. How this show was ACTUALLY approved for kids is beyond all known forms of logic.

The sickest episode of Cow and Chicken was that episode where the chicken apparently masturbated into a milk-sampling cup in an attempt to be a cow.

by Matthew B. October 14, 2003

cow corner

fielding position in cricket that is in between mid wicket and long on. often not used and is a vacant paddock on the field that a batsman can aim for if slogging.

cracking shot there by Hussey! six runs over cow corner.

by wilko_theboss December 26, 2007

Lazy Cow

A woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. IE, if at work, hiding in the toilets, filing nails, chatting, making personal phone calls.

From 1998 - 1999, I had to "carry" a woman named "Margaret" as well as my own job, the lazy cow used to bug me so much that I wanted to punch her lights out.

by HILLY B May 31, 2007