cooked

to smoke marijuana and get very high

man i am so cooked i just smoked an ounce doobie

by cody watier January 3, 2006

Your goose is cooked.

Your goose is cooked was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

Your goose is cooked. was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.

by PilgrimLad February 3, 2010

cookernup

To do something that no cunt understands involving a strange looking dude , a wheel rim used as a bbq and a pet goat

Cookernup the deal like that I shot 3 or 4 weeks ago on the spit

by Tristan inbread November 9, 2018

cokerette

take a cigarette and rub some cocaine on the filter, smoke it and it gives you a nice buzzz and a numby

yo that cokerette made my mouth numb as shit

by watzy December 11, 2008

Coober

putting anything or anyone into the highest praise and acknowledgement. furthermore, an expression of approval and commendation

you are the best, you are so coober!

Coober! Coober!

by Cumbersome1 December 3, 2009

Cooked Grenade

The things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone

That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself

by SupremeBadassOverlord January 7, 2011

Cokerocity

1. The essence of bestial courage and superhuman abilities, only found in the forsaken caverns of the Coker heart.

2. An event of apocalyptic proportions upon the existence of superhuman abilities in a quiet suburban setting.

3. The instinct of being courageous, awesome, and righteous at any given moment.

Bro Beans my Cokerocity was goin so hard last night!

by Dizzaclease January 20, 2012