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Canned Coochie

Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.

ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
"I like Canned Coochie."

"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."
by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019
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Roachy Coochie

In reference to a woman's vagina so incredibly disgusting that it seems like roaches could come out of it at any time.
Ryan: "Dude, this girl I matched with on Tinder had a total roachy coochie. That shit was disgussin man."
Bill: "Damn man, that shit is nasty as hell. I'd still hit it though."
by Mike Ooch December 21, 2022
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coochie check

When you use your coochie to get men to buy goods and services for you.
Alicia tried to buy herself a car with a coochie check and it bounced.
by catlady70 February 4, 2016
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Canned coochie

Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes
If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.
by Trumphater— September 22, 2019
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Coochie SideQuest

A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.

Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.
Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.
by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022
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Coochie Cum

When the vaginal canal starts leaking with juices.
Guy 1: Last night the girl that I was with had tons of juices flowing.
Guy 2: Bro... That's called coochie cum.
by Prince de Clout May 22, 2019
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coochie oreo

The group nickname for some SEXY, THICCCCC ASSSS BITCHESSS. Specifically for a group of friends named Brianna, Alisha, and Kennie!
DAMNNNNN BRIANNA, KENNIE AND ALISHA ARE THEEEEE COOCHIE OREOSSSS
by #Bitches101 October 15, 2021
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