Conversation jacker

The nause that listens to a conversation and tries to take it over, unaware that they were at no point invited into the conversation so no one gives a fuck what they say.

Mike: so Steve who do you think will win the league this year?

Gareth: I reckon United have a shot

Mike: no one asked you Gareth shut the fuck up

Steve: yeah fuck off you conversation jacker

by Jack Convo November 24, 2016

Conversational Supremacy

The state of euphoria in which you more or less dictate a conversation. Usually achieved through some combination of a strong personality, an energized mood, respect and intrigue from your audience, and a string of successful jokes/valid points. In such a state, the people you're shmoozing with will tend to agree with most of the things you say, and laugh at even your mildly funny jokes. You also possess the power to dismiss topics or people you're uninterested in from the conversation, usually by either remaining silent or comically pointing out a flaw in reasoning or the unfunniness of a joke. In short, you are the alpha.

The person enjoying Conversational Supremacy: "Look at that dude who just ordered the chai and the muffin. Sporting not one but two fanny packs."

The friends around the table: *Raucous laughter

CS: "Talk about a panty peeler"

*more laughter

The friend that nobody likes: "Wouldn't it be so funny if we all wore those one day, but like as satchels or someth..."

CS: "Just stop. that's really stupid."

*laughter from the group

CS: "So who's up for a movie night?"

*animated response from the group

by Theoveranalyst October 30, 2011

Ass Conversation

A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.

Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

quantum conversation

When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.

I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.

by Tomlacko October 29, 2022

Conversation Cuffs

The imaginary handcuffs slapped upon you when someone engages you in what should be a brief conversation, but turns into a long, drawn-out monologue. You are trapped in a conversation from which you cannot escape.

"Sorry I'm late for our meeting but I ran into Julie and she had me in conversation cuffs and I couldn't get away."

by Kneeland March 9, 2010

conversation viagra

something you use to get boring people to talk

person 1: That movie was awesome!
person 2: ok
person 1: you need conversation viagra

by pippipcheerio December 11, 2011

Conversation Stopic

Adj-
1) An awkward comment stopping the flow of conversation between a group or individual

2) A topic of conversation that receives no reaction from the attempted audience

Liz: he's the classiest redneck i know

Greg: yeah i bet he gives good foot massages

Liz: ...conversation stopic

by CdaleBeatsSP January 5, 2011