The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.
by me66in January 27, 2009
Get the congestipated mug.When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.
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Get the Comstipated mug.(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.
Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.
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by Executive-X January 15, 2025
Get the Constipater mug.When you can not get the new roll of toilet paper started. The glued edge of a new roll of toilet paper will not come apart allowing you to use the roll
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