congestipated

The feeling of being congested and having your nose completely stuffed up, without the possibility of relief by blowing your nose or coughing.

I can't go to work today, I can't breathe, I'm totally congestipated.

by me66in January 27, 2009

Culvers induced constipation

When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.

Why does joey look so bad?

Oh he has a Culvers induced constipation

by hie090866 October 20, 2014

Emotional Constipation

Person/people who are stuck with a constant negative attitude toward life and everyone in it.

I am so tired of your emotional constipation!

by arkansas cowgirl March 24, 2010

Comstipated

The state of being a communist endures whilst living/being in a capitalist economy

Ever since the USSR ended, I've been comstipated in this new Federation.

by Soviet Ty August 23, 2016

constirated

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.

Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.

by JediKnightX-44 August 5, 2020

Constipater

A person who has constipation.

Alexa always has constipation. She is a chronic constipater.

by Executive-X January 15, 2025

constipaper

When you can not get the new roll of toilet paper started. The glued edge of a new roll of toilet paper will not come apart allowing you to use the roll

We are late getting started to the bus because Dara had a case of constipaper.

by Histochik December 18, 2012