Peanut Butter attacks

when you're eating a shload of peanut butter, and it it gets jammed up in your lower throat hole.

Guy 1 "dude im eating so much peanut butter right now."
guy 2 "watch out for dem peanut butter attacks"
guy 1 "*gurgle*" collapses and dies

by booty bumpa October 18, 2009

Peanut Butter Time

The period of time when one is past the tired stage and is now very quirky/loopy/queer. Strange/silly activities may take place during this period including but not limited to singing about beavers, eating peanut butter by the spoonful, and making whale noises while listening to peaceful instrumentals. Now on occasion this period of time can turn negative when the one experiencing the delusions is upset and/or uncomfortable with someone or something. When this is the case there may be hazards and said person may be found spitting words with venomous tone, shutting the power off in the house, and/or sharpening knives. No one has ever been hurt by someone in this state but many have been engulfed in fear. Usually the person falls asleep after time. But when the person awakes they do not remember the occurences.

Anna- Go to SLEEP!
Sean- (While strumming guitar) MAMA! Why am I a beaver!
Anna- I swear if you don't go to bed....
Roger- Just ignore him, he is experiencing Peanut Butter Time...
Anna- Where did he go?
Roger- Lock the door...

by gooseberrysupreme June 18, 2011

cunt butter

what is produced when you are long dicking a vagina for more than 15 minutes

when we finished...I noticed I had cunt butter on my balls.

by flop dobbins May 5, 2014

canna-butter butt sex

The act of using canna-butter as a sexual lubricant for anal intercourse.

Ray and I had canna-butter butt sex and we got stoned out of our gourds.

by zukandy May 9, 2014

Helmet Butter

In sports, the greasy butter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. It's a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. Helmet butter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. Helmet butter is not USDA approved, even though it's viscosity is measured in calories. The FDA has started clinical trials as to helmet butter's efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.

Coachs handing out helmets to participants often say, "yuck, my finger is covered in helmet butter!"

by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016

Fluffer Butter

A sandwich made from Marshmallow Whip (Fluf) and Peanut Butter on white bread. We all grew up with this jawn.

Don't be such a homophobic game-nerd, Mom made fluffer butters!

by ipOStrophe November 8, 2016

Fold Butter

The musty, buttery substance often found within the folds of skin; mostly seen in overweight/obese people.

Ew, haley, I touched your fold butter!

While tickling my girlfriend, I accidentally got some of her fold butter on my hand!

by Caleb and Haley December 8, 2017