butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.

Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!

by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008

butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.

"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."

by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013

butthole

a boy who is cocky and sometimes a jerk

Aye that boy Chandler is a butthole!

by beavis0123 June 24, 2017

butthole whiplash

The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.

Matthew took that bicycle seat straight to the anus, I hope he doesn't have butthole whiplash.

by Bradley227 October 3, 2017

butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them

My girlfriend is a butthole lover

by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018

Butthole mumbo jumbo

It’s the term used to describe the stuff that stupid people say.

Bre keeps talking about how you can cook with the cheesy stuff that she gets in her hoo haa and I can’t handle anymore of her butthole mumbo jumbo.

by Shegruwell December 10, 2018

Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.

I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!

by Manchildcave June 13, 2019