1. Soft Donkey
2. Sex position which involves two males and a burrito, in which a burrito acts as a sort of "see-saw", where each partner grabs an end and receives stimulation.
3. Dance Move.
4. Super Hero
5. A hardcore Slam Dancing donkey.
2. Sex position which involves two males and a burrito, in which a burrito acts as a sort of "see-saw", where each partner grabs an end and receives stimulation.
3. Dance Move.
4. Super Hero
5. A hardcore Slam Dancing donkey.
by El Burrito Suave December 08, 2008
The act of defecating into a sock, stocking or other similar item of clothing and beating somebody with it. Generally done for sexual purposes.
Man, that bitch was acting way too uppity. She got what was coming to her, though; he showed her who was boss and gave her a dirty burrito. She smelled like shit for a week.
by CrapMaster2000 May 08, 2008
A magical experience in the mexican world of burritos. Many orgasims come with the consumption of the Justin Burrito. TRY IT WITH CARNE ASADA! $5.28!!
by MikieMerchandise October 19, 2006
the previous definitions are wrong and confused with other activities. a true wet burrito is when a man wraps a tortilla around his penis and then proceeds to recieve fellatio from a female parter. right before ejaculation he rams his burrito into her butthole to fill the wrap with "meat" aka fecal matter.
by nononotme October 09, 2007
The Burrito.
It will defy all.
It will win against all.
It's hot sauce level is over 9000.
Rome 4 Permaban. :)
It will defy all.
It will win against all.
It's hot sauce level is over 9000.
Rome 4 Permaban. :)
Rome's Burrito was stolen.
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
by Redemption@neo August 18, 2009
Geez girlfriend, you are such a burrito face. We're only going to Chipotle to eat a burrito, we're not going to prom!
by BurritoBeauty July 07, 2010
by George Oscar Bluth II, Jr. January 07, 2014