Britton (BFK)
noun
A Britton is a highly advanced yet wildly inaccurate unit of distance measurement equal to about 75 miles… which is technically 71 miles… but for the sake of simplicity and road-trip morale, everyone rounds it up to 75.
The Britton was created for drivers who refuse to deal with inconvenient things like precise math, GPS estimates, or basic honesty about how far away something actually is. Instead of saying “It’s a 1,000-mile drive,” experienced travelers convert everything into Brittons, because distances sound far less intimidating when expressed in mysterious units nobody fully understands.
The official abbreviation is BFK.
Very few people actually know what the “FK” stands for. The small group that does are said to be mythical, legendary individuals whose knowledge of the Britton system borders on ancient wisdom. They are extremely busy people doing far more importanter things, and therefore should not be bothered with trivial questions like this.
Scientific-ish Formula:
1 Britton ≈ 75 miles (or 71 if you insist on ruining the inaccuracy of a Britton).
Warning:
Using Brittons may result in incorrect ETAs, mild confusion among passengers, and at least one person asking why you didn’t just say miles like a normal human.
noun
A Britton is a highly advanced yet wildly inaccurate unit of distance measurement equal to about 75 miles… which is technically 71 miles… but for the sake of simplicity and road-trip morale, everyone rounds it up to 75.
The Britton was created for drivers who refuse to deal with inconvenient things like precise math, GPS estimates, or basic honesty about how far away something actually is. Instead of saying “It’s a 1,000-mile drive,” experienced travelers convert everything into Brittons, because distances sound far less intimidating when expressed in mysterious units nobody fully understands.
The official abbreviation is BFK.
Very few people actually know what the “FK” stands for. The small group that does are said to be mythical, legendary individuals whose knowledge of the Britton system borders on ancient wisdom. They are extremely busy people doing far more importanter things, and therefore should not be bothered with trivial questions like this.
Scientific-ish Formula:
1 Britton ≈ 75 miles (or 71 if you insist on ruining the inaccuracy of a Britton).
Warning:
Using Brittons may result in incorrect ETAs, mild confusion among passengers, and at least one person asking why you didn’t just say miles like a normal human.
Examples:
• “North Dakota is only about 13.3 Brittons away. That’s basically a quick afternoon drive.”
• “Relax, the gas station is like 0.01 BFK's up the road.”
• “We drove 6 Brittons today and somehow the kids are still alive.”
• “North Dakota is only about 13.3 Brittons away. That’s basically a quick afternoon drive.”
• “Relax, the gas station is like 0.01 BFK's up the road.”
• “We drove 6 Brittons today and somehow the kids are still alive.”
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Example:
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