shotgun breakfast

eating whatever you can find in your kitchen, usually in a fast pace manner, so you will not be late for a appointment.

I woke up late for school so i had a shotgun breakfast of a handfull of corn chips and a few sips of a soda.

by m4rkuz June 14, 2008

Boyd Breakfast

A sexual act of one person inserting donut holes into their anus then defecating into another's mouth

My girl was so hungry this morning, i had to fix her up a Boyd Breakfast

by Dr.ClarkLove November 1, 2010

Texas Breakfast

A meal consisting of pancakes and beer. Usually served for dinner.

The Texas breakfast has left me inebriated.

by Stephen Garritson March 29, 2009

lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.

Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.

by Dub Sack All-Stars October 2, 2007

Breakfast Pizza

Leftover pizza from the night before, enjoyed the cold in the morning.

"Hey did you put that pizza in the fridge?"
"Yes I did!"
"Good, i'm ready for some breakfast pizza!"

by Pizzamanlol March 5, 2010

breakfast of champions

(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.

The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.

A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

Breakfast in the morning

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.

Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.

by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011