Brandon

Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.

Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?

by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019

Brandon

A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.

He is such a Brandon.

by CursedAlone September 8, 2018

Brandon

Guy who only likes lesbians

Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"

Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"

Jason: "Bro we talked about this."

by 8487 September 2, 2022

Brandon

The nice guy in your life that loves you. His father left him and he lives in a dumpster. He is a manlet 4'11 elf

Im moving like brandon

by gamermanxd2 December 7, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is like chef kisses that's it

how tf this works
Brandon: idk either

by unci2007 January 3, 2021

Brandon

Brandon's are super funny and sweet and always know how to make you smile. They are a little shy when you first meet them, but once they warm up to you, they will show you they're crazy side. They are pretty short and sometimes insecure, but they really don't have anything to be insecure about. Their fun personality brings out the best parts in other people, and they do they're best to make you feel as comfortable as possible. They make wonderful boyfriends or husband's, and if you manage to get one to trust you, never let them go.

Person: Hey, are you still with Brandon?
You: Yep! I couldn't be happier!

by Kiwi_Gyp_143 March 31, 2021

Brandon

#swag

Brandon - he's a #swag guy

by youre a cunt May 26, 2021