Brandon

An annoying orchestra student that is stuck up and plays war thunder every day.

person 1:Oh great Brandon is coming

person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin

by woah.thatsgay October 10, 2023

Brandon

Guy who only likes lesbians

Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"

Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"

Jason: "Bro we talked about this."

by 8487 September 2, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is a person that sometimes you can count on, but most of the time you can. He will always be there when you need him. When you start to talk to him he’s shy, but the more you talk the more you fall inlove with him. He knows how to love a person but is cautious. Nothing scares him and he will never fail to amaze you.

Brandon will never disappoint

by butmeeeeeeem July 16, 2023

Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.

I can't imagine spending my life with Brandon.

by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a loving, caring, and nice person. A Brandon normally has a Afro, a weird smile, and is light skin. But don’t let that fool you because Brandon is the most sexy/cute boy you will ever meet.

He’s so cute he must be a Brandon.

by Brandon Thompson November 10, 2018

Brandon

Derogatory nickname for President Joe Biden coined in 2021 after a news reporter claimed that “Fuck Joe Biden” chants at a NASCAR race were “Let’s go Brandon”, the name of a Racer. “Brandon” has now evolved into an alternative name for Joe Biden

Friend 1: These gas prices are outrageous!
Friend 2: Thank Brandon for that

by SuperCraiger4000 July 18, 2022

Brandon

Coolest guy ever. Is great at video games and has a lot of friends. If you know a Brandon you are the luckiest person in the world.

Brandon.

by Hi I’m Cool December 5, 2017