boyfriend penis

a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity

"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."

by DongSwanson February 18, 2015

boyfriend.xml

Friday night funkin

boyfriend.xml you are fucking my daughter

by ewjmjajcdskvs March 2, 2021

Future Boyfriend

the guy whom you so desire to become your boyfriend, but isn't yet committed to you.

I need to call my future boyfriend to see if we could meet for dinner this week.

my future boyfriend took his neice to a baseball game today.

my future boyfriend just sent me a text!

by angiekalamazoo April 26, 2011

Your New Boyfriend

A song made by the Youtuber, Streamer and Musical Artist, Wilbur Soot. This song was released in 2020. It is a Comedic song. It is related to the two songs called: “I’m in Love with An E-Girl” and "Internet Ruined me".

Person 1: Have you heard about the latest song Wilbur uploaded?
Person 2: Yeah! I think it's called Your New Boyfriend.

by SophiaTheDeer69 January 20, 2021

OMG!Boyfriend Syndrome

A disease that afflicts girls who acquire a boyfriend and ignore every other person in their lives except for their significant other. They spend every moment possible with this person, much to the annoyance of their friends.

A girl with OMG!Boyfriend usually doesn't notice she has the disease until said boyfriend breaks up with her two years later and she's left alone and friendless.

I was supposed to go to the mall with Sarah, but she bailed on me to hang out with Steve. She has a horrible case of OMG!Boyfriend Syndrome.

by PinkertonChr July 2, 2009

boyfriend weather

Refers to weather that is rainy and winter-ish. The typical weather in which single girls usually wish they were in a relationship so that they could cuddle with their crush.

Bronwyn: Oh my word, it's the middle of summer and it's so cold today! This rain is making me freeze my ass off.

Lily: This is typical boyfriend weather. *sigh*

by GirlUndefined August 31, 2012

vsco boyfriend

the sweetest boyfriend who gives his sweatshirt to his girlfriend for her scrunchies in return. vsco boyfriends send cute texts and cute photos to his gf and let’s her take photos with him and they basically both love eachother sm and he is your ideal boyfriend.

rachel: aww your bf is so cute
monica: ik he’s such a vsco bf
rachel: your so lucky i wish i had a vsco boyfriend

by vscoisforthegorls November 13, 2018