Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.

The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal

by Don'tgotoBerkley February 18, 2019

Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.

Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.

by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023

Bonk

A): A hit , often on the head with a hollow, echoing sound.

B(ritish): The act of sex.

C: An expression used to alert others that you are horny.

"Bonk!"

"Go to horny jail"

by Josh9742dop May 14, 2022

Bink Bonk Skip

A term used when someone accidentally finds a new speedrun tech and needs a placeholder name for it

That's it! That's the bink bonk skip!

by walmu November 12, 2022

Bonk

Sexual inter course

I bonked your mum mate

by Henry the hoover April 17, 2020

soups bonks

Abbr. Super bonkers. Something that’s so impressive its almost unbelievable

Did you see how close that car was to hitting us??? Jeez that was soups bonks

by jjhgffghf February 15, 2024