BONK!

When the scout from team fortress asks if anybody is keeping track of any of the heads he's battered in with his metal bat.

Scout TF2: "Hey, is someone keeping track of my heads batted in? Bonk!"
Heavy TF2: "No"

by absolutely BONKers! August 3, 2023

Bonked

Weirdly shaped. You look un-proportionate. Lip sided even. Like the tower of Ibiza

“ Look at that midget over there, they’re bonked “

by Ominiqu August 3, 2023

Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration

a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first

by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023

e-bonk

"E-Bonk", also just "bonk", refers to an electric bicycle.

I drove my e-bonk to work today.

by boinkbonk August 30, 2023

bonk turbo

acting in a form or way that resembles turbo

aye bonk turbo why u dancing in front of the jaunts

by Isreal October 7, 2023

bonk

How you say that you got hit, if you are on drugs.
Various editions are:
bonkers
bonkadonkeydonk
bonkathon
bonkybonka
bonk simulator 2022

I bestow the b o n k opon you.
bonk

by Hazzahdictionary July 9, 2022

big fat bonks

big fat boobs but funnier

That girl over there has big fat bonks.

by PotatoButter95 July 11, 2022