biscuits and jelly

Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.

Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?

by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011

chill biscuit

chill out, relax, go with the flow, buscuit refers to the actual person

Dont get upset, chill buscuit!

by Megan Bartow September 3, 2005

saucy biscuit

essentially, the ultimate compliment

"woah there cheeky, you are a saucy biscuit."

by Ben "Toast" Carroll January 20, 2008

crap biscuit

Feeling especially crappy. Take crap, mix it up with eggs and flour. Bake. The result is much worse than just regular crap. Applies in times of illness and hangovers.

Josie drank half a liter of schapps last night. She feels like a total crap biscuit this morning.

by mecaro October 17, 2005

biscuit butt

A small, but lifted butt.

Cute and in-shape

You could tell she was in shape because of her biscuit butt.

by Sociopathic Tendency May 14, 2016

homeskillet biscuit

yo best friend ever, ya'll known each otha since birth. ya'll so close people think you fam.

'ey waddup homeskillet biscuit?!?

by boricuamami April 29, 2006

anal biscuit

anal biscuit is that turd you pop out your but that takes forever and hurts like hell. A turd that feels like it was 2 foot long coming out but only was about 2 inches. Dried up looking. A non fiberous turd.

I sat on the toilet screaming inside as my butt crack was stretched to the limit just to pop out a small anal biscuit.

by phink7d October 16, 2008