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The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
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Braden beck

Someone who likes to leave their friends to play with someone who haven't played in long time.

Or someone who his trying to go pro and would like to play some arena solos.
"Uhhh, one of my old friends just got on, i'm going to play with them but ill catch you guys later."
"bruh, you're being such a Braden Beck"
by No kap brother October 31, 2019
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Beck

Way too too Edgy to go by Becky or Rebecca, Beck is a giant whale’s vagina. She puts on a good front, she probably holds down a job and by all appearances seems to be respectable, don’t let that fool you! She is a common street whore. Some of her hobbies include sending selfie’s and dirty videos of herself to potential hookups. She is a home wrecker , she actually enjoys causing pain to innocent lives…She has no problem fucking your man… she’s a cool girl, way cooler than your girl friend. She definitely not like other girls.
Oh look there’s a western mass hood rat over there…. Be careful, she’s a Beck, she definitely has herpes.
by Tiredofthishit September 17, 2021
mugGet the Beckmug.

Beck

Someone who reads poetry and wears flat jeans
by Lilly eve kardani zardeh December 12, 2017
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Beck

The type of e-girl who sits all day with her bf whos fine with others fucking her.

She mainly plays egirl games such as League of Legends and Minecraft
She also doesn't mind simps who sub to her and give her money with her bf also being a big simp
Man 1: Did you see beck the other day?
Man 2: Yeah she had alot of simps donating their college fund to her
Man 1: What a beck lmfao
by hamood? hamood. April 19, 2020
mugGet the Beckmug.

noah beck

he is dating dixie and if he breaks up with her he is dead
dixie + noah beck = doah
by cassie 8989 April 19, 2021
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Beck Out

To be enraged, full of anger, extremely angry and frustrated at someone

(Inspired from the character, Dr Beck from the "Stalked By My Doctor" Movie series )
I'm about to Beck out on this dude, he's seriously annoying me
by Dfenz May 9, 2025
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