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Bathroom Sandwich

When you have to use the restroom and the only stall open is in between two people crapping.
My mother told of a bathroom sandwich she experienced at work today
by Jesus fuckin Christ November 7, 2012
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Tiger in the Bathroom

When you were so drunk last night and you wake up with a big hangover, you almost can't remember what happened last night.

Courtesy "Hangover, The Movie"
Jim: Men, I have like the worst hangover
Ron: You were pretty knocked out last night. Did you find a tiger in the bathroom this morning?
Jim: Almost. If I'd had 1 more tequilla yesterday, I definitely would have seen that tiger
by defman22 November 8, 2009
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Sad bathroom

A nice way of describing a nasty bathroom experience without having to go into detail. This can describe a multitude of problems.
Dude....I just had the worst sad bathroom do not go in there!!
by Reeeese January 8, 2010
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XY Bathroom

XY bathroom - noun(n) - Signn denoting use of a certain bathroom by a certain gender based on genetics and not magical thinking. This delineation between male and female genders of the human species is definite and unwavering no matter what sort of costume a mentally ill individual may don.

Tranny 1 - "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom, my taped up junk is about to fall."

Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."

Note - this is the opposite of an XX bathroom and is known colloquially as the Mens' room.
Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."
by $lapaho January 12, 2021
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Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.
"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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public bathroom

A place where fags hang out to watch other people and solicit sex.
Never allow your child to go alone into a public bathroom. There are certainly going to be fags in there who will leer at your child and try to score some sex
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 9, 2007
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