Bassketball

when you fill your girlfriends ass with ketamine by bowing it through rolled up fivers. Then, when it is filled to the brim, you have to dip your penis in honey and, using it, collect the ketamine. then when you cum, ketamine will fly up into the sky and into your girlfriends mouth.

"I played bassketball with my girlfriend last night"
"oh cool what was the score"
"nah mate not THAT kind of bassketball"
*share a look while laughing slowly and quietly*

by gladweenus February 13, 2019

Basknutball

a fun party game where two men stand still and try to jerk off into each others bellybuttons, there are multiple things that make the game fun and exciting, like the cumshotclock, tipoff, etc. a straight way this game is called shoot around, you can pull out of a girl and surprise her with a quick nut in her bellybutton, a lonely way is called shooting practice where you nut in your own bellybutton, there are even professional leagues for basknutball such as the NBA (Nut in Bellybutton Association), its also how legendary basketball (not to be confused with basknutball) player for the Lakers Magic Johnson contracted HIV (AIDS)

Father: "hey son, there comes a time in every mans life where they want to explore their interests and as a good father, I want to show you a game me and your uncle jared used to play back before he got put in jail for touching your diddly"
Son: "sounds cool, what is it dad?"
Father: "well son the game is called Basknutball, it's a game where you-"
Son: "I play that at kindergarten all the time"
Father: "Oh shit, wanna play?"
Son: "fuck yea!!!"
*both family members proceed to whip out cocks and nut in each others belly buttons until dark*

by the mean peen December 11, 2020

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

Coach Pat Riley ( UK ) helped guide the L.A. Lakers to 4 NBA Championships during the 1980's ( 82, 85, 87, and 88 )
. Coach Riley is the second All-Time winningest coach in NBA history with 1,265 wins.

The Lakers of the early 80's were known as Showtime! with Magic Johnson and Phat 5 legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar ( UCLA ). Jabbar won 6 NBA Championships ( 5 ) L.A. Lakers, and ( 1 ) Milwaukee Bucks. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 16, 2005

basketball

A sport first invented in Springfield, MA in 1891 by Dr. JAmes Naismith. He wanted a game that would keep his gym students phsically ctvie indoors during the winter. The early games were played with soccer balls that had to be shit into peach baskets. It is a sport inwhich both men AND women can compete. There all are levels of playing. The Basketball Hall of Fame is located in Springfield, MA in tribute to where it all started. Most games are played with ten foot hoops. There are two teams, The object of the game is to have your team score more points(get the ball through the basket) than the other team. Both teams play offence and defence.

Lets go play basketball, your team can be on offence first.

by hoopsgirl September 5, 2007

basketball shots

A really bad coverup/code name for shots when you realize your RA is in sitting right next to you in the lab.

Girl: "Hey, I have got to go, a couple of my friends are taking shots and I want to go join them."
Unnoticed RA: "You better not be doing that in my hall."
Girl: "Oh... I meant basketball shots."
*Quickly leaves*

by Reallynotnick2 February 24, 2010

Basketball

A boring ass sport that I will never understand

Friend: "Hey, do you wanna go to a basketball game tonight?"
Me: " Bitch, basketball is boring af"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Basketball

The best sport in the world
Hockey sucks(its gone and i love it)
Soccer is for puccys
Baseball another puccy sport were bitches have to take steriods to get strong.
Football another good sport.No puccys and no faggots who have to take steriods.

a faggot would say:
"lets go play (baseball,hockey,soccer)
A normal person would say
"lets go play basketball

by You dont know shit June 18, 2006