banjo

a term used to indicate when one has to take a dump

"I really need to banjo, man" or "Excuse me, imma go banjo for one sec"

by mistersedge March 11, 2019

banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022

Witchitaw Banjo

This is a person who is the chillist of chill people

Quite bein an ass be a witchitaw banjo.

Look he is a witchitaw banjo.

by kurtlee Weidner August 28, 2009

Banjos The Food Chain

Purveyors of the World's Best Banjo.

yesterday, we went to the Banjos the food chain

by bnashik November 23, 2021

Banjo Strummer

A Banjo Strummer is a person often from the hills of a southern state that may have high levels of heavy metals in their body and may be slightly handicapped. The term was derived from the movie Deliverance where a group of handicapped southerners played the banjo and raped passersby.

From “I Was Bitten” on the Discovery Channel. A BANJO STRUMMER was in China and wanted to see the elephants. He thought he was on a bus full of other tourists, but they were actually Chinese people. He found the elephants. They attacked and eviscerated him. He decided he was going to “disconnect” his heart by reaching inside and squeezing it. Rather than talk he “hooted” to tell some passersby he was injured.

by Banjo 1 December 13, 2009

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.

Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

by aliceincreed April 12, 2025

One bean banjo

A woman touching her clit

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021