marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway

"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"

by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004

Back Door Bandito

When ones penis accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the anus during rough or rigorous sex.

When the penis is intentionally inserted into the anus during regular intercourse without permission, and or solicitation.

His dick is so small that he gave hear the back door bandito and she didnt even notice

by Poopie6969 January 13, 2011

Blow-job bandit

a blow job bandit is someone who goes around giving one time blowjobs and you never see them again

guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.

by woahwtfagainbbq May 26, 2010

Ram Bandit

One who wears a mask while ramming one of the same gender from behind.

James:"WOW, that guy is going to jail!?"
Tom:"Yeah,he'll be the victim of a Ram Bandit."

by James Riley June 11, 2005

Blanket Bandit

The act of stealing the blankets from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving them cold and helpless.

"Blanket Bandit!" proceed to pull the covers back to you.

by Mat Kelly March 1, 2007

Blow-job bandit

A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.

"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.

by Charlie Park January 18, 2003

frito bandito

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006