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Baltimore Lutheran School

Baltimore Lutheran is a co-education, parochial school located in Towson, Maryland. It is associated with the Lutheran Church Missouri-Synod (LCMS), being operated by an association of local Lutheran congregations. Consequently, students are required to take religion classes for each year enrolled at the school, as well as participate in weekly chapel services. Although many of the students are Lutheran, the school admits people from all Christian denominations.

The student body is aproximately 500 students in grades 6 - 12. Despite its small size, BLS is able to offer a large variety of classes and extracurricular activities. Both its girls' and boys' sports teams are competitive in the demanding IAAM and MIAA leagues. During the 2006 - 2007 school year, the girls' track team won their forth consecutive "B" conference championship; and the girls' lacrosse team one their second consecutive "C" conference championship. The girls' volleyball, boys' cross-country, boys' soccer, girls' field hockey, girls' indoor soccer, and girls' basketball teams were also successful; all of them made it deep into the playoffs.
Baltimore Lutheran School is commonly referred to as BLS or B-lu. Go Saints!
by B-Lu rocks July 3, 2007
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Baltimore

the best city in all of maryland. we have some scary parts but everyone here has some type of family. you may bash on bmore but no other city comes close. everyone i know has either lived or been to the harbor, camden yards, or m&t bank stadium. this city is universal. and its a big tourist attraction.you go to the harbor. and go to phillips. or the aquarium.. this is the best place on earth
baltimore is better than any city ever
by hockeygirlbmore April 28, 2009
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Baltimore Beatdown

when a deformed person with no arms or legs is getting fucked and is sitting on the man's penis, looking like a large boner. you can also optionally slap their ass during this procedure, hence the term beatdown
I gave that paralyzed chick a Baltimore Beatdown she will never forget
by ESTUBADEDO November 16, 2004
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baltimore polytechnic institute

A high school in Baltimore MD, built way before i was even born, with a principal who has set the Guinness Book of World Record for the Biggest Waste of Alumi Funding. It is a classic example of any high school: terrible bathrooms, mystery meat for lunch, the heat works in the summer while the air works in the winter. It's all there, bundled up into what some consider "The Best School in Baltimore City". I attended this ancient hell and wish to never go there again.

PS. There are some worthwhile people, as there is such a thing as a good person going to hell.
Dude #1: I can't stand goin to poly....why da hell they spend dat money on those star buck's chairs...and those dumb ass tables we keep breakin!!!

Dude #2: Baltimore Polytechnic Institute is indeed hell.

Dude #3: Imagine if it were only dudes here.

Dude #1 and #2: Shut up, dats not funny.
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baltimore

A place that if you live there sucks ass
Baltimore is like an ipod, it sucks ass
by Demon eyes neo August 17, 2006
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Baltimore baker's rack

Sex act, like a Cleaveland steamer, in which the woman kneels down and supports her breasts with her hands while her partner squats, facing away from her, and defecates on her chest.
"After a few natty-bo's, that chick got down on her knees to give me a rim job, and before she knew it, I was givin' 'er a Baltimore baker's rack."
by saltybalty July 17, 2012
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Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning

verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.
guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.

guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.

guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
by Baltimore Barry December 29, 2010
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