Waker Baker

A joint specifically designed to smoke in the morning after a night of chonging on some potent cheese weed to get you going for the rest of one man's daily activities such as fucking some potent pussy.

Person 1 "Mornin' la, fucked me y'know"

Person 2 "Fancy a waker baker lad?"

Person 1 "Yeah deffo lad, need to chong on me la"

by John Smith11 July 3, 2010

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Backout Baker

Any girl who has built a reputation for saying she will do things with the guys, then decides, at the last minute, not to.

Mike: Dude let's go and get our tattoos!
TJ: Okay, man, let's go! Wake up Ashley!
Ashley: I'm not getting it anymore...
Mike: Man what a Backout Baker

by Heli23 July 21, 2009

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Hannah Baker

Hannah Baker is a character in the Netflix series 13 reasons why, in which she has left cassette tapes with 13 recordings each addressed to a specific person stating their part in her decision to kill herself. It is also used as a way of saying suicide without actually saying suicide, for example

Go Hannah baker yourself

by Lolollllllllloolloll March 28, 2020

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Jack baker

Such a cunt, he should go jump off a bridge and he is such a selfless stupid cunt that should never be loved or cared for

The end.

Woah look at that cunt face jack baker

by MR ARANGATANG December 20, 2018

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Bakers Dolphin

The act of excreting upon an erect penis held down and using the spring-back motion of the penis to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry homosexual.

Neil-"oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn't remember"

Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"

Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"

by Pissfistercumtumbler December 24, 2010

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