Baftard

A relatively new breed of idiot, resulting from the breeding of a Bafoon and a Social Retard. Said to originate from New Zealand, when a rogue ship of refugee baboons from Uganda mated with some sheep, who in turn mated with the touring English Rugby team and emmigrated legally to Australia in 2008

"Man, that boss of ours is such a Baftard- he is totally baftarded".

by E*Rock February 4, 2009

Bafoons tea party

When 2 or more Bafoons are in a group this is Bafoonery of the highest order!!!!!!

When 2 or more Bafoons are in a group this is Bafoonery of the highest order like being at a bafoons tea party!!

by Head Bafoon on the Top table March 29, 2010

BAFOL

Burped and farted out loud, derived from lol, and fol (farted out loud)

After drinking a lot of beer, I just BAFOL

by Benny Foxx October 30, 2012

bafflecumber

The pile of books beside your bed.

My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.

by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015

Baffon

A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.

“Hey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.

by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

bafankulo

1. A dumb-ass, typically a male. Often used in jest between friends.
2. A term of affection used to describe someone.

1. You bafankulo, I told you that would happen!
2. My little bafankulo nephew was here yesterday...

by Reaper June 17, 2003