Burnt Reynolds

When you’re eating out a ginger and their pubic hair creates a mustache above your upper lip.

I went full Burnt Reynolds on her last night!

by no original thoughts May 18, 2022

burnt log

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.

The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.

by jweid94 February 11, 2014

Burnt to a crisp

When a subject gets insulted so hard that all the dignity in his body gets burnt to a crisp

Hah!, You just got burnt to a crisp

by WhatisJoblessFat February 3, 2021

Burnt Hamburgers

A person from the wrong state with a vagina that looks similar it a McDonalds hamburger that has been left cooking for a little to long

Yuck your hoes have some mad Burnt Hamburgers

by 7263783628 June 12, 2018

burnt me

When you have a burning from peeing from a sexual partner

Bruhhh that bitch might have burnt me

by Og_toasters May 19, 2018

Burnt Catfish

A person who uses many filters, lighting and knows their angles precisely to make pictures likeable. When person is seen in person does not look anything like their online presence. Attractive in pictures vs. in reality. Visually unappealing. Technically not a catfish but altered version.

I met her in person and turned out she was a burnt catfish in person.

by Htuocles May 15, 2016

burnt martinez

When you attempt to do a dirty sanchez and you finger slips into the nostril instead especially effective after eating Mexican food

My dirty sanchez went arie and my finger went into his nostril and I just finished my Mexican dinner and caused a burnt Martinez

by Big Wilkie j May 16, 2016