better not bring your kids

Dave Chapelle made this phrase famous in his own show.
See also I am rich, biatch, I am Rick James, bitch etc.
One funny ass motherfucking sonofabitch, hell yeah!

So you see his show. Season 2 where he is donating money to some streetmusicans while shouting "better not bring your kids", just funny!

"Better not bring your kids, bitch"

by mister ferrari April 15, 2008

Did you bring yours?

Midwest slang expression for asking whether your buddy brought or used a condom.

Hey man, I heard Vanessa is going to be here tonight. Did you bring yours?

by WildBill33 May 27, 2011

Bring back manly men

Let Candace Owens enjoy her 15 seconds of nano - fame.
- H.

- Have you heard about Candace’s ‘Bring back manly men’ movement?

- Poor lady... got dragged by the kindest man on this planet.

by fijiforblue December 02, 2020

ill bring the camera

when girls joke or say that there gonna do some lesbian action and tell you about it, you say "ill bring the camera"

"me and lianna are gonna be sex partners at the warped tour" chelsea,"ill bring the camera"myers

"lets all go have a threesome in the back"-lianna,"ill bring the camera"myers

by matt myers April 06, 2003

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

by Doombot October 21, 2003

Bring out your dead

An exclamation used during the time of the Black Plague in order to let people know that the cart for dead bodies was passing by. Anyone who had a friend or housemate that had recently died of the plague would literally "bring out their dead" and throw the person on top of the pile.

The grisly call of "Bring out your dead!" was one of the defining moments of 14th-century Europe.

by MissionDoll November 12, 2004

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

by Phatty Deliscious July 10, 2009