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Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. Brandon is daddy. You will never meet a better guy than Brandon. He is very outgoing if he likes you. Brandon is the most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. Never stop calling him daddy.
That Brandon dude is a pain of the ass.
by shyyyyyyy January 13, 2020
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Brandon

Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.
Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"
by koltasw July 6, 2018
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brandon

brandon is one of the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you laugh, and put a smile on your face for the whole day. he’s my favorite person. his personality, looks, and everything all together amazes me because he is so perfect. every single little thing he does keeps amazing me everyday and he is truly my soulmate. my everything. don’t ever doubt dating brandon bc he will change your perspective on anything. makes you see the world for what it is and helps you love yourself. he’s the type of person of not having good memory and very picky about his food. he tries to not make you uncomfortable on intimate moments. he makes you feel that special spark that you’ve never felt before, just like fireworks or rollercoasters. he is athletic and hopefully only loves one person forever.
i would love brandon even through an apocalypse.
by 2bv-sc9 April 22, 2023
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Brandon

A closeted angry bi-curious man you typically find at a bar. He can be super hot or really ugly. He comes unhinged super easily and usually finds himself eighty-sixed after the night is over.
Brandon the angry bi-curious man gave me his number only to text me three hours later declaring he wasn’t gay.
by I am me! March 25, 2023
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Brandon

•Brandon means stateliness or leader.

•Nicknames: Bran, Branny, Branon, Don, Donny,

Looks wise he's flamboyant and has soulful eyes, and is shy. He routinely converts conversations into playful debates or comedy central. He is compassionate to a fault. Once you're in his good books, know he will always have your back. Brandon can be a bully at times...don't worry, it's his way of telling you he treasures you. He's incredibly smart too.
Brandon, I told you before, my cheeks hurt! Enough with the jokes.
by blu 🤍 July 22, 2022
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Brandon

An extremely rare person. He lies about himself to people, but can be the sweetest person you will ever meet. He will stop at nothing just to make you happy. When you get to know a Brandon, he is shy about who he really is. However, as you get to know him, you will love his strange personality and interests. As you get to know him, and you show him that you love the things he is embarrassed to show everyone else, he loves himself for the first time in a long time.
If you ever meet a Brandon, never let go of him.
by Magical8ball January 17, 2023
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Brandon

Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.
Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?
by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019
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