by gotti69 September 10, 2008
Get the BMWmug. 
Over-rated, over-priced and distinctly average cars.
Not the reliable pinnacle of engineering excellence as some people seem to think.
Not the reliable pinnacle of engineering excellence as some people seem to think.
Wow, this BMW is so fast, uh-oh, it's starting to rain... nyarrrgh! sideways! guardrail *WHUMPH*, ow!
by BMWjedeteste October 28, 2006
Get the BMWmug. "Damn, was that a Buffalo in the middle of the desert!?"
"No, but close! It was a BMW, a Big Mohave Woman!"
"No, but close! It was a BMW, a Big Mohave Woman!"
by imsoDankbro November 6, 2009
Get the BMWmug. "Bavarian Motor Works": Pretentious German-built automobile popularized by yuppies in the early 1980s. Despite so-so build quality and inordinately expensive repair costs, newer models continue to be popular among self-absorbed people, although Hummers are now giving them stiff competition. Older models are finding a new popularity among posers and can often be found these days on blocks in front of mobile homes and in Walmart parking lots.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.
A: The porcupine has his pricks on the outside.
by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006
Get the BMWmug.