verbal blowjob

excessive verbal praise making the receiver elated

Your last comment was beyond brown noising. You better wipe your chin after that verbal blowjob.

by gssmallie February 08, 2007

presidential blowjob

When you're getting a blow job and the girl deepthroats while sticking a finger up your ass.

It was my birthday last night so Natasha gave me one of them presidential blowjobs. Walked funny for a bit though.

by captainsalsa April 25, 2007

blowjob

One of the best things a woman can give to a man.

She gave me a blowjob because she loves me.

by iheartwomen October 08, 2007

Blowjob Sandwich

When two girls suck both sides of a dick at the same time.

Guy 1: Marry and Jane gave me a mad blowjob sandwich on Friday.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' sweet dude.

by Bobby Mc Bobbster February 02, 2017

Blowjob artist

A woman who sucks cock like a professional.

Man, that bitch is a blowjob artist.

by DeanNJ March 07, 2007

blowjob tits

Tits that are big enough so that a guy can tit-fuck a girl and still get his penis into her mouth at the same time.

Did you see the pair of blowjob tits on that girl?

by psedge February 27, 2008

Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?

Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.

by SomeInternetDweeb May 08, 2023